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Told Demotivational Poster


TAGS: told the doctor
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D
Airman - April 3, 2012, 4:45 pm
no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:23 pm
I know of 'rimfire' and 'being sh**'... are you referring to the break?
Airman - April 3, 2012, 2:55 pm
rim sh**

Momma was right! -

404 NOT FOUND!!!!! - Phew, Just a broken link Almost got the rope and wobbly chair out Guess I'll live to fight another day.

TAGS: see i told you change was bad
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

DJA - October 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Perhaps this is just to Genius to be appreciated as truly hilarious, or maybe it is just not funny at all.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:55 pm
It's the "Zamboni Effect"...
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
My apologies...my 5 lions took it from a perfect score of 2.9 to a horrible 3.1 - Sorry!
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:46 pm
Well mooooooo, the internet begins in America (at Al Gore's house in Tennessee) so the new site had to get through Customs at the border before it could reach your PC in Canada...that's probably too technical for you, but that's my theory. 5L anywho!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:17 pm
Thanks Sean. But It had so much more potential. (Wait I hear my mother talking)
Sean - June 24, 2009, 11:14 pm
"rope and wobbly chair" ... love that turn of phrase. This is funny.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
Thanks Haar,My support group says I shouldn't take things so personally. But I really thought I was gonna be Funny this time. Ah well, Back to the first step.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
All good, moooooooo. Fully understandable frustration, and a moment worthy of commemoration.
moooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:59 pm
"would a been funny" poster. Then I booted up my laptop and discovered I was a drooling motard.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
OK I guess I owe everyone an explanation. I guess my shortcut to Motifake got broken somehow, So I thought we were all getting the same 404 error. Since the site was so marvelously upgraded today I a**umed it was the site not my PC,so I made this
moooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:23 pm
Well, f*** you too.


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of p***erts-maybe its the water


enter upon yer own risk -

TAGS: told ya
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Sho - February 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Note to self: always store them in a plastic bag. 5/f!
spacedog - February 23, 2014, 11:12 pm
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:00 pm
Epic from the bathroom master...had to run there to woof my cookies! Yet I still love these barroom series posters!
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 6:43 pm

Epic from the barroom master!~


TAGS: before you are told what you cant do
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Haarakkon - May 3, 2010, 8:58 pm
It is. No disrespect intended, if my previous remark was taken the wrong way. 5L, regardless.
Airman - May 3, 2010, 10:22 am
this is perfect
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
I love the "moving toward the light" reference. Very subtle.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
No softness there.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
The kid's about to eat staircase.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Thank you, sir.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 6:53 pm
One of your best
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
Very good!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:10 pm
(looks down) - NOPE!
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:08 pm
How sweet. You're not going soft on us are you?

DUDE - I Freakin Told You

TAGS: told you so dude i freakin
Rating: 3.7/5
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 9:39 pm
This made me laugh...hard. 5L


TAGS: he also told a pretty mean knoch knock joke
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Sean

Dylan - September 23, 2009, 2:54 pm
WTF??? I guess 3 lions?
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 7:34 am
5 utterly random lions

PARKINSON'S DISEASE - I think we've finally found the cause.

TAGS: i told you so michael j fox i told you so
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
what is it? it's the god d*** flux capacitor. The very thing that allows time traval......29.99 @ Walmart.--- (Delorean sold seperately)
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:13 pm
What is it?

Let it go, let it go -

TAGS: cause the moon told me to and its watching us right now
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - December 2, 2015, 10:52 am